“In fact, we’ve acquired to get oil from some place else, which is why immediately, Biden checked out Rudy Giuliani and was like, ‘Let’s get you within the sauna, buddy.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“And fortuitously America produces loads of its personal oil. There’s Texas, there’s Alaska, there’s Rudy Giuliani, nevertheless it’s nonetheless not sufficient.” — TREVOR NOAH
“Like, if this retains up, the following ‘Quick and Livid’ film will happen on public transportation.” — TREVOR NOAH
“That’s proper, gasoline costs had been already on the rise, and with the choice to ban Russian oil, they’re greater than ever earlier than. Gasoline costs are so excessive, the Indy 500 was simply modified to the Indy 5.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Gasoline costs are so excessive, this morning, dad and mom had been like: ‘All proper, youngsters, we’re Amish now. Let’s get within the buggy — we’re taking the horse to high school.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Gasoline costs are so excessive, People are simply filling their automobiles with Pink Bull and hoping for the most effective.” — JIMMY FALLON
“However on the intense aspect, that is the right excuse to fake you’re going to get again on the bike to procure mid-pandemic and rode twice.” — JAMES CORDEN
